So I had this dream where I was at this estate sale playing some Animal Crossing and Roy shows up and is all, "Pack your stuff, I bought us a house in Vancouver!" So I'm like "Yay I love Canada!" and he's like, "No, we're moving to Germany." So I'm like, "Pumpkinface, there is no Vancouver in Germany" and he's all, "Achtung, woman! STFU!"

Also, there were ninjas.

I'm so bored.

Rules:
If you get more than 30, get some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of BS.


I fear ...

[] black people (WTF? *facepalm*)
[] the dark (I'm not scared of the dark...just what might be hiding in the dark!)
[] staying single forever
[/] being a parent (I'm worried I might suck at parenting)
[/] being myself in front of others (Most of them)
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces (...how closed?)
[x] heights
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[x] spiders (It's all those damned legs)
[] flowers or other plants
Total so far= 3

[] being touched (How, and by whom?)
[] fire
[x] deep deep water (Hells yes that's where mutant spider sharks lurk!)
[] snakes
[] silk (People fear silk?)
[] the ocean
[x] failure
[] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom (It would be a yes if it were "My husband's aunt", heh heh)
[] rats (Rats are awesome pets)
[] jumping from high places (I wouldn't say scared, I'm more worried of hurting my feet)
[] snow
Total so far: 5

[] rain
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridges (Haven't really experienced that so I'm not sure)
[] death
[] heaven
[] being robbed
[/] falling (From how high?)
[] clowns
[] dolls
[/] large crowds of people (Angry people in large groups are dangerous!)
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
Total so far: 6

[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[x] sharks (I know, poor sharks, they get such a bad rep)
[] Friday the 13th
[] scary movies
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf (These would both suck, but I don't worry about it on a daily basis or anything)
[] growing up
Total so far: 7

[x] creepy noises in the night (WTF who isn't? Unless you're Satan or something. Then maybe you fear angelic fanfare in the night!)
[] accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
Total so far: 8

TOTAL : 8

I'm fearless? Yeah. Right. You a doctor or something? Huh? HUH?

Oh. Capcom. I didn't see you there. How's it going? Won't you take a seat? Can I get you anything? Water? Tea? Pepsi?

You see, Capcom...there's something that's been on my mind as of late, and I'd like to take this opportunity to get it off my chest. A little over a month ago, I was perusing Joystiq and found out about the release of a fifth Ace Attorney game, Gyakuten Kenji, in Japan. Even though there would be no courtroom scenarios or anyone screaming "OBJECTION!" at anyone like I've enjoyed from the previous Gyakuten Saiben games (yes, I own all four), I still managed to make a near-deafening "SQUEE!" when I found out about the new game and its protagonist, Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright's childhood friend and courtroom rival throughout the first three games. I was even more excited (which I had thought impossible) when I discovered that the game finally had a date set for it's American release.

But Capcom, this is where the trouble truly starts. You see, the release of Perfect Prosecutor (or, as it will be called here in the States, Ace Attorney Investigations) is set for February 16th, 2010.